A good friend of mine endlessly agitates me about my hobby. To me, this hobby is a passion, a passion for the pageantry of ranks of uniformed soldiers, for endless hours of organizing and painting, agonizing over which unit to buy or paint next, finding great terrain as cheap as possible (more to spend on troops), and playing games with the perfect set of rules.
She says "so, are you still 'dressing' your dolls?"